“If you eat 40 to 50 oranges then
your urine will be yellow.”
“Aren’t you supposed to NOT
wash in your mouth?”
“Ooh working woman…laugh at
my jokes.”
“All the weebs aren’t in school.”
“Is Bowser like a reverse scaley?”
“A: Why is it called West? B: Because
we’re walking…on the west
side of the Earth.”
“I’m going to strip my way through
depression.”
“I became weird from him and then
I like surpassed him.”
“I don’t have a streak with you,
don’t talk to me.”
“Boy don’t touch me my shades are
gucci.”
“We’re just two straight bros holding
hands.”
“A: Be natural, don’t be awkward.
B: That’s my natural.”
“Excuse me sir do you like thick
chips.”
“My personality is dry ramen noodles”
“Babies are not dishwasher safe.”
“Give me a mirror, I’ve never seen
myself.”
“Yeah I took all the big drugs, but
not crack.”
“Someone send me food…grilled
cheese.”
“Someone take my roleplaying virginity
please!”
“I used to get those. I’m a virgin.”
“Why is this classroom so hot? The
last one I was in was like a Costco
freezer!”