Person 1: “Money is everything. Nothing else matters but money.”

Person 2: “Amen, you wanna rob a bank?”

“Thanks for procrastinating like me!”

Person 1: “That’s a spicy pepper I’m pretty spicy”

Person 2: “It’s a sweet pepper get your peppers right before you make a pun”

“Chips are just fancy salt”

“Apparently losing a kid in walmart isn’t cool anymore”

“As soon as I read the first question I knew I was screwed”

“They tried sacrificing me with a spoon”

Person 1: “Oatmeal”

Person 2: “Did you just say old people juice?”

“It’s just one