Jokes and Riddles


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An in-vest-igator

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

A: They were cooked in Greece

Q: I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals

A: Sadly, no pun in ten did

Q: Where does the sheep go to get a haircut?

A: The baa baa shop

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: A do-you-think-he-saurus.

Q: Why do ghosts love elevators?

A: It lifts their spirits.

Riddles (for answers see bottom of page):

What has to be broken before you use it?

What is full of holes but still holds water?

I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?

What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

The more of this there is, the less you can see. What is it?

I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?










Answers: 1. An egg 2. A Sponge 3. Seven 4. An envelope 5. Day and night 6. Darkness 7. Your shadow 8. Dozens