Wait, you’re not cousins!!!

So I’m hanging out in the dark (hiss) I have become a vampire

Cults don’t usually end well, unless….

Everyone has the right to moan in your ear

I’m massaging an orange

JB Weld will last longer than us all

We don’t massage the children

That’s very concerning, since there are over 7 billion people on this planet and only 14 of them were born in March

Why is this hand looking consistently good, except when it isn’t?

I am in a constant state of panic…

It’s me, Abstinence Boy!

I am always willing to compromise when it comes to cat-boys