Jokes and Riddles


Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice Belt!

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor? It needed help figuring out its problems

Riddles (for answers see bottom of page):

Q: What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

Q: Where does today come before yesterday?

Q: What has words but never speaks?

Q: What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?

Q: Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Q: I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

Q: With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?

Q: What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

Q: Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?



Cipher Answer:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I suck at poetry,

Happy Valentines Day,

and West High stay classy!

Riddles Answers: 1. An echo 2. The dictionary 3. A book 4. A fence 5. Neither they both weight a ton. 6. A map 7. A stapler 8. Chicago 9. The letter “r”