“Look at that hair—I couldn’t recognize you!”

“And then you go to the sketchy browsers and download the pdf and send it to the what’s app on your phone and then you…” “I just wanted to know where the McDonalds was!”

“When you watch too much dance moms and you start talking like Kathy”

“Tik Tok..Tik Tok..BOOM!”

“And now we all worship our king. His name is Malcolm. We feed him gravel”

“Give me steak, or give me DEATH”

“What is a sloppy joe?”

“I will slap you with your own hand”

“You got pickle juice on his sweater!”

“I’m not GOD!”

“THEY HAVE ‘SOUPS’!”

“It’s a lobster dog”

“No its not steak, it’s *something*!”

“It’s a waffle!? (In confusion)”

“Funeral potatoes.” “WHO?”

“FEED ME! Stupid”

“BLAZE OF THUNDER!! Oh hello. WITH A Z!”

“Just have a *sense of humor*”

“Skinny fats!?”