Twelve days of Winter

Havalah Heale, Advertising Editor

On the first day of winter, West gave to me one panther pouncing at me

On the second day of winter, West gave me two weeks of break

On the third day of winter, West gave to me three broken pencils

On the fourth day of winter, West gave to me four dried out markers

On the fifth day of winter, West gave to me five french fries from caliii

On the sixth day of winter, West gave to me six UnEAvEn desks

On the seventh day of winter, West gave to me seven silly assignments

On the eighth day of winter, West gave to me eight broken fountains
On the ninth day of winter, West gave to me nine covid variants

On the tenth day of winter, West gave to me ten days of quarantine

On the eleventh day of winter, West gave to me eleven little lunches

On the twelfth day of winter, West gave to me twelve different substitutes